THE GAME “I’m not touchiing yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…” “Shut up.” “I’m not toooooouching yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu… :D” “You do realise that poking my with a pencil still counts as touching, right?”

This biweekly installment of THE INTREPID INVESTIGATIVE DUO has arrived to kickstart your weekend! yaay! YAAAY!!!!! Authors’ note: if you hate fun, then you can skip over the storyline we slaved over for an hour and just read the helpfully…